Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Miley Cyrus.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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PATHETIC

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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