Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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The Olympics

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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How are you this morning?

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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