why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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nickel back

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Knock knock Come in

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