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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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