Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Pickle

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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