A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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