What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Adam Sandler.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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