Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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GOODBYE

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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PENIS

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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