What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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