A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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i committed murder

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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