What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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