What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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