- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Cripples are lame.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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