"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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George Bush.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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