- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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