- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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