Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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