A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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a black man pays his child support

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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