People Order Our Patties

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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David Silberberg is gay

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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