what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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