- Anti Joke

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.