What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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U mad?

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Anti Joke

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