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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

what do you watch ? a tv

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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