What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

what's worst than being gay? being black

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Alex Eggbert

A cat playing laser tag.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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