- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Wheelchair high jump

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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