yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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the WNBA

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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once upon a time there was a boy

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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