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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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