- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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