yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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