- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Straight men can be bronies.

That's not what she said.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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