What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Get on your knees Ho

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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