Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Spell: “This word”

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

soccor

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Ham sandwich

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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