LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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