- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

What's older than history? Pre-history.

ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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