Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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