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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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