Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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