Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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boys

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Anti Joke

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