Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

you and your family will die tonight

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Pokemon go: Team mystic

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Rebecca Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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