What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Pickles

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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penis

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Vagina ass.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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