Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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your mother hates you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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hey bill!

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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