Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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i dont like chris

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