Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

whats long and green? weed

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Justin Bieber got laid

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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