Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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