- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

when debbie meets downer

Netflix and chill

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Well educated black man.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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