How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Your mom.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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