how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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feces

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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