How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Women's sports.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Anti Joke

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