what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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boo

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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A whale's vagina

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Maturity is a virtue.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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