why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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A black man in a country bar.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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girls lacrosse

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