What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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penis hehehehe

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The Irish man was sober.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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That's not what she said.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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twilight

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