why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Snooki

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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