What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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since when?

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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shea kisses a girl

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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